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How To Quit Rust

How To Quit Rust
In this guide, I will show you how to quit playing Rust and change your life for the better Are you bitchless? Maybe you haven't got any Vitanim D? Or maybe you don't know about the existence of grass? Well I got the solution for you :D

Part 1 Getting over Rust

step 1, accept the fact that Rust is useless in your everyday life
"Oh but the skins can make me profit!", "But I control whole servers!" Blah blah blah ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Rust is completely useless to your everyday life, you won't get any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by playing Rust, you won't experience the touch of grass if you keep playing Rust, remember, it's only a videogame, nobody is gonna admire you for spending your whole life on Rust.

step 2, prepare for departure
This is the part where everything is about to change, go to your local supermarket and buy a ♥♥♥♥ ton of deodorant, shower gel, toothbrushes, toothpaste, razor trimmer, new clothes and some simple workout equipment, you don't need to go crazy on the workout equipment (yet), start with something simple, some dumbells or maybe a yoga mat. Once you get all of that, you must prepare yourself to leave Rust in the past and change completely for the better

step 3, practice social skills
Go to your bathroom, look yourself in the mirror, and try to keep eye contact and have a friendly conversation with yourself. According to science, 90% of the Rust community is unable to have normal conversations without being either racist, homophobic or toxic, with only a few exceptions.
You must work on your social skills 5 minutes per day for a week.

Now, it's time to take the big step forward and change forever

Part 2 The Big Step

step 1, uninstall rust
Go to your library, right click on Rust, go to Manage, press Uninstall and then OK, and just like that, you're free :)

step 2, take a shower
After you've uninstalled rust, you must go to the bathroom, undress and enter the bath/shower. Once you've done that, you pull hot (or cold whichever you prefer) water on you and use the shower gel to wash your body, and when youre done, brush your teeth and put on deodorant and face cream (maybe shave if you have some spare time)

step 3, go outside
Approach your front door, grab the handle, push it down and push the door open (if pushing doesn't work, try pulling), once you've done that, you take a step and get through the door frame and then you pull the door back to close (if pulling doesnt work, try pushing it), and just like that, you're outside, congratulations!

step 4, touch grass

Once you're outside, go to your local park and touch some grass, simple as that.

step 6, get a girlfriend

After you've done that, you can try and get a girlfriend, you might be asking, how do i do that? well it's simple, go around and find someone who you might like as your partner, approach them, start small conversations (don't mention rust) and then ask for their number, just like that, you got a headstart towards a successful relationship

step 7. get a job

Instead of spending your Rust skins money for Monster and junk food, you can invest it in a job manager to find you a job, so that way you can get paid and contribute something to society!

step 8, start working out

When you've done all of that, come back home, google a workout plan you find is your best fit and use the workout equipment to work out, it's time to get jacked pal so work as hard as possible (bonus points if you get a gym membership)

step 9, eat healthy
Throw away your Monster Cans, your Redbull, your bag of chips, your McDonald's, everything that can harm your health, and learn to cook, you don't need to stick with "healthy options" like salads and all but you must limit junk food consumption as much as possible

Part 3 Moving Forward

Look at you! I'm proud of you! You finally are making changes, however, you still have that feeling that you must return back to your old Rust ways, well here's how you can stop that.

step 1, exercise regularly

Exercise 30 minutes - 1 Hour everyday, whether it's yoga, or lifting, maybe running, whatever it is, keep doing that everyday.

step 2, mantain a good relationship with your girlfriend

Go on dates, take care of each other, show her love and respect, do stuff together, do anything that could benefit your relationship with her

step 3, mantain a good image of yourself

Take showers, brush your teeth regularly, remain clean and improve on your beauty as well, get rid of that acne, that ugly ass stubble you got below your lip you call "mustache", get a haircut, and you'll see how much you'll change, trust me, you'll be unrecognizable! (in a good way)

step 4, be kind and friendly

When the chance is given, do acts of kindness, help someone else who might be in need, be kind to the people around you, only exceptions is only for the ones who try to ruin your grind, you must show no mercy towards them by grinding even MORE on yourself

step 5. go outside MORE

Make new friends, explore, go on adventures, experience new things, try out new stuff, touch MORE GRASS

Conclusion

Now, you're a changed man/woman, you finally are living a good life and left your Rust phase in the past, congratulations! You are in the top 0.01% of the Rust community who was brave enough to escape the tiring cycle that is Rust. Now go out there and have fun, take care.
Источник: Steam · Автор оригинала: cotzak

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